le pantalon (pahn tah lown)
: (pair of) pants, trousers
le pantalon de costume = dress pants
le pantalon à pinces = pleated pants
le pantalon battle = cargo pants
le pantalon cigarette = straight-leg pants
le pantalon 5 poches = 5 pocket
A Day in a French Life... by Kristin Espinasse
"Plants in My Pants"
It is especially quiet in my office when a sudden bruit has me practically leaping out of my chair. What was that?! My mind quickly replays the sound... a ripping? ...a scratching (like the opening of a velcro wallet)? Then again, I wonder if what I've heard... is the sound of seams splitting.
I study the pants that I am wearing: hand-me-downs from my son. I'd bought Max the handsome pin-stripped pantalons to wear to a family wedding last year. They were a little pricey, or chérot... so I had my doubts about buying them for a growing boy (one who'd just turned 15). Only, standing there, outside the dressing room, admiring the young man in the mirror in front of us, I was spellbound. How dashing he looked in the dress pants and the tailored, wide-cuffed chemise!
Max didn't seem to recognize himself... only after a little strutting back and forth did his movements match up with those of the confident stranger in the mirror. "Mom, please," Max pleaded. "I've got to have these!"
"Alright," I answered, adding one stipulation, "Just don't grow out of them too quickly! Promise?"
(Max a juré....)
Sometime last week, Max broke his oath--having grown several sneaky centimeters in the last three seasons! I knew I had to put the pants into the giveaway pile.... a reality that gnawed at me (he'd only wore the pants once! You could still see the stringy fibers from the price tag!).
A light went off in my head: maybe I could be the lucky pants-recipient? I pulled off my gypsy skirt and stepped into the pantalons....
Saperlipopette! The pants fit! Next I knew I was mimicking my son, strutting back-n-forth before le miroir. Could I? Could I wear them?! I wondered. There appeared to be only one problem: that little "flooding" action around my ankles. Though I tried to deny it--pulling the pants down low on my hips--the pant legs were un cran too short....
And then I had another revelation! Reaching down I rolled up the pant legs. Voilà! I could wear the pantalons as capris!...
...and I have done just that, for days now, as one wears a uniform. Everything was going smoothly until, one evening, while working at my computer I heard that troubling sound... Yes, the sound of seams... seams splitting!
I leaped out of my chair and searched my pants for any accidental openings.... When no rips or splits were to be found. I breathed a sigh of relief, a little prematurely....
Just then, it happened again: ccccccrrrrriiiikkkkkk!
Instantly my hands flew back, to the seat of my pants. I felt along the vertical seam. My neck strained as I tried to see over my shoulders... The stitches seemed to be intact. But no sooner had I reassured myself than CRRRRIIIIICKKKK!
This time my hands landed on my front pockets, where the smooth surface was found to be bumpy. Now what?!...
My hands plunged, automatically into my pockets and that is when I discovered the source of all my souci: SEEDS!
I remembered back to the walk I'd taken earlier that evening, through the vineyard and out to the wild garrigue. My friend Toni had helped me collect seeds from the dried branches of the broom bushes, their licorice-scented yellow flowers now shriveled and feeding the earth beneath us. I'd stored the dried, closed pods in my front pocket for safekeeping....
...And now, hours later, those seed pods were springing open! Pop! pop! pop! P-p-p-p-p-POP!
I looked into the palms of my hands at the open shells and the liberated seeds--and shook my head, appreciatively. I had to give them credit--they sure fooled me with their humbling cacophony! Meantime, I'd get to keep the pants! The seeds could continue splitting and, with a little water, grow up into bigger things, just as my dashing son is doing.
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That gypsy skirt makes another appearance in this story.
And the fun word saperlipopette is featured in this missive.
Discover the joy of seed collecting, in this tribute to the Dirt Divas.
View a picture of that Scottish broom (the seeds of which I collected in today's story).
French Vocabulary - (under construction)
le pantalon = pants
chérot = pricey
la chemise = shirt
Max à juré = Max promised
saperlipopette = oh my goodness!
le miroir = mirror
un cran = a peg a notch
le souci = worry
la garrigue = wild Mediterranean scrubland
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