A slang way to say "water" and when the French can't get good wine they make it in the hallway!
Friday, July 06, 2018
Jean-Marc and I celebrated our 24th wedding anniversary by picking up a fleet of ordures (garbage) along with other volunteers. We joined Amélie (left of center, beside JM) in her One Footprint on the World initiative. I have never met so many joyful litter-pickers. (Facebook page here.)
Speaking of doings, a lot of stories are streaming by--a fleet of daily happenings both big and small. Both our daughter and son live with us for the moment, and soon we will have another family member onboard....
For now, I need to simplify this personal journal you are reading, this diary that disguises itself as a French Word-A-Day. Let's grab a random story and run with it before all the other little stories clogging my mind shut everything down.
Let's begin with today's word, presented in a streaming fashion...
LA FLOTTE = fleet (read on for 2nd meaning)
I learned it Sunday night when Jean-Marc's parents' longtime friends came to stay the night. Nicole and Michel (if you've read Words in a French Life you met them in the chapter called "Casse-Croûte") have lived all over the world, but when in Libya, in the 70s, they found it difficult to find good wine. Unsatisfied with what was available, they quickly went into production--in the narrow hall of their apartment.
Purchasing 10 liters of Joker grape juice, some sugar, and levure...I believe... but that's not the point...the point being by 2 am, with fermentation underway, loud popping sounds echoed throughout the building waking all the inhabitants!
Even garage wine (or hallway wine...) needs to age, so it wouldn't be ready for Nicole and Michel's first dinner guests--and there was no way Nicole was going to serve Vin de Libie which tasted different from what the couple was used to in France (no offense to those of you who enjoyed 1970s Libyan wine!).
"What did you serve, then?" I asked.
"De la flotte! Ordinary water!" Nicole explained.
For once, the French preferred la flotte to la piquette :-)
Voilà the little story behind the French word, flotte (heretofore "fleet" to the rest of us). You can use this word among friends when asking for ordinary water. But don't ask for "de la flotte" at the restaurant, or le garçon may be offended.
Post note: I was supposed to write Part Two of our trip to Cap Ferrat, but then today's story would've gotten lost in la flotte of memories. By the way, my daughter and I never intended to get any tattoos (no tatttos still)! Also, for those who wrote in, that was a screenshot of me in my bathing suit and not a video.
FRENCH VOCABULARY
le casse-croûte = snack, informal meal
la flotte = water (slang)
la levure = yeast
la piquette = plonk, ordinary (bad?) wine
le garçon = the waitor
Jean-Marc's parents both passed away. These are the best friends of his parents. I hope you'll read the light-hearted story Casse-Croûte, in my book. You'll learn, among other things, why the French keep their hands on the table and their unique way of pronouncing the word Tupperware. Order here and thanks for your support. It keeps this journal going!
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Actually when I am in a snooty french restaurant in NYC, and the waiter is trying to get us to buy water, I especially ask for l'eau du robinet. Next time I will add de la flotte if pressed... i usually add you know, (insert name of current mayor) water...
French restaurants like you to buy water and I never do in NYC
Posted by: Ellyn Austin | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 12:24 PM
Quelle bonne idée, Kristi, célèbrer votre mariage en faisant le monde plus beau! Vous et vos amis sont vraies citoyens de l’age´Anthropocene’. Merci pour partager vos cœurs si grands et si ouverts!
Posted by: Joanne | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 03:08 PM
Beautiful! Happy summer. 🌞
Posted by: Gail L from AZ | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 03:41 PM
What a wonderful way to celebrate your anniversary! Thanks for the FB link. My copies of your books are becoming well worn from page turning, with great affection ... and I'm quite sure many would agree. Isn't it time for another? We are all waiting ... avec patience, bien sûr.
Bon weekend~allez les bleus!
Posted by: Patricia Sands | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 05:11 PM
Lovely story. When we were newly married, a friend shared a recipe for home-made wine (28 day) using Welch's grape juice. It wouldn't be classified as grand cru, but it was fine enough for a group of our friends.
Posted by: Debbie Ambrous | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 05:46 PM
Happy anniversary. What a wonderful way of helping mother Earth. Fun post. ♥️
Posted by: Sandy | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 06:23 PM
Our dear Kristi,
Bon anniversaire!
Happy anniversary(!),and MANY more wonderful ones to follow(!),always wrapped in each other's love.
Please know we are sharing your joy!
So proud of you both for the lovely,unselfish way you celebrated--making the world a cleaner,prettier place.
And I so agree with Patricia Sands--all of your books are read and reread with pleasure and admiration for your gifted writing.(yours too,Patricia!)
Love
Natalia. Xo
Posted by: Natalia | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 06:57 PM
Who will be the next member of your household? Is it a mystery? Merci.
Posted by: Merle Minda | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 08:00 PM
Jules arrive finalement à vivre en France ? Vous devrez chercher un wagon de la gitane et le cheval
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Posted by: Susan Ryan-Haupt | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 09:15 PM
Yes, what is this "another family member onboard...." of whom you speak? Un chiot???
Posted by: onehsancare | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 09:37 PM
Dear Kristi,
Happy Anniversary! May this be a memorable one, a day well spent.
Your post reminds me of something I started on a South Carolina beach on our honeymoon. I became so annoyed at people who dropped trash on the beach I started picking it up and running after them, returning it to them saying, oops, you dropped this. They would take it in surprise and walk sheepishly away. I have been inspired to continue to pick up random trash, although I must admit, some is best left untouched!
I do hope the family member joining you is Jules. She exudes such enthusiasm and joy! You and Jean-Marc seem to be in a good place right now and there is nothing as wonderful as being surrounded by family. May life shine on you during the year leading to your silver anniversary!
Posted by: Chris Allin | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 11:12 PM
Hi Kristi.
As another American woman living in France with a Frenchman, I offer the following observations:
1. You look absolutely drop-dead gorgeous in that flame-orange, one-piece suit, whether video or still-photo.
2. Joyeux 24eme Anniversaire de Mariage a toi et Jean-Marc, et beaucoup d'autres!
3. Heartfelt, moving photo of J-M with the best friends of his parents.
4. Delighted that Max and Jackie have returned to the nest, even if only for the summer. And who is the new family member: Jules?
5. Think that the nomenclature "garcon" is officially passé. Where we live (Paris and Annecy)- as well as in all of the regions we've visited- "serveur" seems to be the preferred term for the American "waiter". (For the féminine, "serveuse".) And for the American term busboy/girl: "commis".
6. As for ordering tap water in France, mon compagnon asks for "l'eau municipale" which invariably provokes a smile from our "serveur".
7. Look forward to the second half of your Cap Ferrat story.
All the best and Happy Summer!
Posted by: nyc trish | Friday, July 06, 2018 at 11:28 PM
Now that you mention it, Kristi did say that Smokey spent three days with his lady friend. So maybe a ltttle Smokey? That would be fun!
Posted by: Chris Allin | Saturday, July 07, 2018 at 12:35 AM
Your mention of Tupperware brought back a memory of a long ago homestay in France. I asked the mom how she kept that cheese. I had no clue what her answer was...and then she showed me her Tupperware 😀
Posted by: Pamela | Saturday, July 07, 2018 at 05:36 AM
A fun way to order water in a French restaurant is to ask for "Château de la Pompe." You'll get a smile,...and your water.
Posted by: Richard Kahane | Saturday, July 07, 2018 at 09:13 AM
Bon Anniversaire! What a wonderful way to celebrate! Loved the photo of Jean-Marc and his parents' dear friends. I never know how to order tap water in French restaurants, now there are several possibilities, if I can just remember one of them! :-) Yes, please finish your getaway story with Jackie!
Posted by: Judi | Sunday, July 08, 2018 at 04:39 AM
Bonjour Kristin! We met yesterday near the beach in La Ciotat......I am Kristine Moore...my sister Shelley McGee and I have been following your wonderful blog for years now. What a pleasure it was to meet you. And you were so kind to walk me to the store in town to get some wine and a few supplies for my family. We tried the beach you suggested and found it beautiful. Thank you so much! K.
P.S. I emailed our picture to her... surprise!
Posted by: [email protected] | Tuesday, July 10, 2018 at 04:13 PM
"l'eau municipale" Vous faites me rire!
Posted by: Helen Keniston Oney | Thursday, July 12, 2018 at 05:57 PM
Merci for your lovely, upbeat missives. Keep up the wonderful work! Joan
Posted by: Joan Miller | Friday, July 20, 2018 at 03:45 PM