Chenille: Curious Caterpillars in La Ciotat & Exciting Book News!
Thursday, February 27, 2025
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TODAY’S WORD: CHENILLE
: caterpillar
A DAY IN A FRENCH LIFE by Kristi Espinasse
La Ciotat has been invaded by an abominable creature—one that hangs menacingly from our historic pines or creeps along les sentiers in the hills above town. Covered in long silky hairs, these mutant caterpillars are armed with poils urticaires—tiny, airborne weapons that threaten to send our toutous to the vet and have locals running for cover lest they break out in painful rashes, suffer from severe allergic reactions, or, pire encore, experience intense itching and respiratory distress.
If you think this sounds like another one of my April Fools' pranks—how I wish it were! But it’s only February, and these so-called chenilles processionnaires are very real and super creepy. Ça m’horripile!
The first time we encountered them was on a hike. “Watch out!” I shouted, shoving my daughter aside just as she was about to step down on a moving string of them. The worms—if you can call them that—were camouflaged perfectly against the ground, distinguishable only by their eerie, head-to-tail procession.
That same week, two more reports came in: Fiona, our friend and fée du logis, showed up covered in red bumps to her knees after stepping on one in a dressing room (apparently, the previous shopper had carried it in on her shoe). Then Ana and Max were walking their dog, Izzy, in the coastal calanques when the little Beagle began rubbing her nose against the rocks, desperately trying to stop the itching. She was lucky—most animals who come into contact with these stinging caterpillars end up foaming at the mouth and in the emergency room, or worse...
“My friend’s cat lost her tongue,” one neighbor confided. “It had to be cut out.”
Mon Dieu! Pourvu que ça n’arrive pas à Ricci!
As terrifying as these caterpillars are, and as much as they upset me, they also spark curiosity. After all, a long line of slow-moving Thaumetopoea pityocampa is a captivating sight. Just where are they going—and why? (Briefly: after breaking out of their cotton candy-like cocoons, they descend from the trees in a single-file march, searching for the perfect spot to burrow underground. There, they’ll transform into dark moths.) As freaky as they are, they’re fascinating!
French entomologist Jean-Henri Fabre thought so too. In an experiment (possibly involving long-armed tongs for safety), he arranged a group of processionary caterpillars in a circle around a flower pot. For an entire week, they marched in an endless loop, unable to break formation. Fabre saw them as mindless automatons, blindly following the path in front of them—an image later used as a metaphor for obedience and the illusion of progress.
It’s interesting how these caterpillars appeared just as I was circling my own metaphorical flower pot. This whole month I’ve been obsessing over bureaucratic paperwork—Mom’s healthcare renewal, my book’s registration and related administrative work: obtaining an ISBN in France, and something called le dépôt légal at la BnF. I spent hours rereading instructions, convinced I’d miss some critical detail here or there. The effort it took to process each step threw me back to school days, where it took me twice as long to read and understand a chapter (or test instructions) as my classmates.
All this buildup—this endless circling—culminated in a near breakdown the morning I found our front yard invaded by giant furry worms! There, at the bottom of our front steps, was a horrifyingly perfect line of stinging caterpillars.
“Ricci! Ricci!” I shouted. Too late. She’d already charged through the caterpillar convoy—twice. A big no-no when it comes to these twelve-eyed avengers!
My daughter, an insect nerd from the time she learned to walk, remained calm, grabbing Ricci and bringing her inside for inspection. In a panic, I threw on a homemade hazmat suit: COVID mask, glasses, a long-sleeved coat, and a hat. Armed with a dustpan and chimney shovel, I stumbled toward the enemy (hard to see with my lunettes immediately steaming up).
"Mom, stop! I’ll call Max!" Jackie urged, having run back out to check on me.
But we couldn’t bother Max—not after all he and Ana had done this month. The dynamic duo had already rewired and changed the bathroom light fixture, purchased and installed a wall heater for Grandma, and were due to replace my ceiling fan. (They’re becoming bricolage experts after renovating their condo. They are moving in two weeks!)
And there was no way I was paying 500 euros for professional pest removal (especially from the same team that overcharged me weeks ago—only to show up again, hoping for more business during stinging caterpillar season). Besides, it was too late now—the caterpillar processions were everywhere. Laisse tomber—we could literally let them continue to fall!
Over 30 feet up in the branches, our pine trees were teeming with cotton candy-like nests, and hundreds of caterpillars had already crashed to the ground to begin their pulsing pèlerinage. Even after carefully scooping up the entire line of hairy invaders (and tying them up in an industrial sac à poubelle), I stepped outside moments later to find another ten-foot procession. Rebelote! Suiting back up, I removed those too—only to discover another undulating line near Mom’s place that evening, in the driveway.
“You ought to put them in a jar. One big science experiment!” Jules said, hunched over, studying a pile of them (apparently the furry little creeps huddle together at night, as if to stay warm). On closer look, our in-house animal advocate wondered if they were hungry: “Oh, bless their little hearts.”
“Mom, these aren’t kittens. And if they’re hungry they might eat you! Stay away from them!” I urged her. As for the rest of us, I think we’ll be camped out indoors for the next month—or for the time it takes until they turn into harmless moths. Sacré bleu! That could be months!
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FRENCH VOCABULARY
AUDIO FILE: Click here to listen to Jean-Marc pronounce the French words below
la chenille = caterpillar
les sentiers = the trails
les poils urticaires (m) = stinging hairs
le toutou = (slang) doggy
pire encore = worse yet
Ça m’horripile! = They horrify me!
les chenilles processionnaires (f) = pine processionary caterpillars
la fée du logis = house fairy (a playful term for a housekeeper)
calanques = rocky inlets along the Mediterranean coast
Mon Dieu! Pourvu que ça n’arrive pas à Ricci! = My God! Hopefully that doesn’t happen to Ricci!
Thaumetopoea pityocampa = scientific name for pine processionary caterpillar
un dépôt légal = legal deposit (mandatory submission of a book to the national library)
la BnF = Bibliothèque nationale de France, the National Library of France
les lunettes (f) = glasses
le bricolage = DIY, home improvement
laisse tomber = forget it, never mind (literally: let it fall)
le pèlerinage = pilgrimage
le sac à poubelle = garbage sack
rebelote = here we go again
sacré bleu = old-fashioned exclamation of surprise or frustration
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Do you see Mama Dove just above my own mama? These birds follow our family everywhere in the garden, and remain perched near the window when we're inside. They’ve just had babies and are hungry all the time. If only they’d eat those caterpillars!
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